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much random craziness

Leaving for work a half hour early this morning I'm thinking that if I knew traffic was this light I'd leave this early all the time. It's a holiday, dummy, most people don't have to work today. *head smack*
There's no laughing in the bakery. This is a place to work, especially on Labor Day, so wipe that smile off your face and get busy. Yeah, uh huh, right. :) LB and I were telling each other jokes half the day and he pulls out this blonde joke I hadn't heard.

Three blondes were out fishing when the game warden stops by and asks to see their fishing licenses. The first blonde tells him, "We don't need licenses."
The game warden replies, "If you're fishing, you have to have a license or you get fined."
The second blonde says, "We've cleaning the bottom of the river. We're using magnets to get all the tin cans off the bottom."
The warden makes them reel up their lines and sure enough, there are no hooks on the end of their lines, just magnets. "Okay, since you're not fishing, I can't write you tickets."
After he leaves, the third blonde says, "Man, that game warden sure is dumb. Doesn't he know there's steelhead down there?"
That's as good as the Thermos one! :D

License plate seen on the way home:
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
What does the LC stand for: Luke?
What's Princess Leia's last name?
Who's Elsie?


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Sep. 2nd, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
A blonde joke AND a fishing joke combined! I will have to tell that one to Z's dad next time I see him. If you have more fishing jokes, send them my way. I can never think of anything good to say to Z's dad, and jokes about fishing would probably surprise him.
Sep. 2nd, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Ice fishing
Here's the only fishing joke I found on my computer this morning but I'll wrack my brains and keep my ears open for more of them for you! :D

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
Sep. 2nd, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Ice fishing
Thanks! :)
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