It seems that seafood diet is really working well. I'm as light as a feather. I got on the scale this morning and it registers at zero. It's a really easy change in eating habits to make: you see food, you eat it. Maybe that's why the scale went all the way around.
Hahahahaha sob.

No more cookies,
No more cakes.
Leave the M&Ms,
Do what it takes

To melt those inches,
And lose those pounds.
All those goodies
Are now out-of-bounds.

Pull out the apples,
Carrots, and beans.
Transform yourself
To a lean machine.