James (katsurian) wrote,
James
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Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I bought porn for triggur (-10 points). In September I set triggur's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March triggur and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I gave edroxy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (250 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
katsurian

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